Missing student found
Engineering student Tom Carlin, who has been missing since 1957, has finally made it out of PAS. Sixty years could have been kinder, but...
Things that didn’t last 60 years
Happy 60th birthday University of Waterloo! Holy smokes, I can’t believe this school made it. Who would have thought?
*Record scratch*
Oh, you must be...
Do students need a democracy?
Student gets backlash after bringing up idea of a student union
Controversy arose when University of Waterloo student Alex McDonald brought up the idea of...
University of Waterloo slogan contest turns disastrous
A recent campus-wide contest to invent UW’s first slogan has gone off the rails, with top members of the university administration calling it an “unmitigated...
News Briefs from the past
UNIVERSITY of Waterloo has been named the most relaxing and therapeutic university in Canada. UW students report finding their programs to be carefree and...
ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH A COMMUNIST ?
How to spot a communist:
1 They speak English in a weird accent
Be wary of anyone that does not speak English the way our British...
LETTER FROM THE DAILY HONKER EDITOR
As the first year at the University of Waterloo comes to a close, I wanted to share some thoughts with my fellow students. I...
Unidentified moustached being leaves goose, innovation behind
BY: Terrence Rowlmington Jr.
Honker Staff Reporter
Terror and awe struck the hearts of all who attended the end of term ceremony at the University of...
President Hamdullahpur’s scaly secret?
UW president Feridun Hamdullahpur has repeatedly denied allegations that he is a reptilian bent on the manipulation and subjugation of the human race. Despite...
